tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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