Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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