he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm both gender and math confused
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