just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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