there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
worst night to have a conscience
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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