Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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