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Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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