My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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