Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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