Sponge bath it is.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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