that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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