I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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