Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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