He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
