i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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