Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I AM VODKA MAN
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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