You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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