he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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