Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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