I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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