I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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