im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So apparently I’m into choking now
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