her vagine was all disorganized.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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