Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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