Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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