Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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