Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
