I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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