Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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