even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
