The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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