OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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