Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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