If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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