Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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