it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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