She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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