The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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