I wanna bring you to show and tell
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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