Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
