he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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