so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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