You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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