How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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