Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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