hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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