these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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