we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Dicks are not precious.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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