Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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