I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We're too hungover to prance.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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