Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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