he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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