**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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