butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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